I want kisses
come meet me for lunch babe
“I’m out this bitch like a boner in sweatpants”
How important is music to you?
Does music taste help choosing your significant other? I had prerequisites and I had some room for tolerance, but there comes a point where if your music taste is such shit, I could not be with you. Luckily for me, I have the perfect person to spend the rest of my life with. Now granted, there’s some shit she likes that I wouldn’t torture a member of the Taliban with, but she could...
Converting a bunch of songs for the wife’s thumb drive for the new car. The read/write speed on this drive is pitiful. I am watching the greys come in as we speak.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s... →
millerflintstone: Man’s swollen body found in Ystad, Sweden after he attempted intercourse with nest. Your WTF news for the day.
Smoking an e cig in the dentist chair like a boss