I’m droppin a morning deuce and scrolling through tumblr and click play on Hank’s cat’s high five video. The 14 walks pasts the door and yells, “dad, what was that?” I tell her it was nothing. She asks 2 more times and I tell her that I’m dropping and to leave me alone. She asks one more time and I yell “someone’s cat gave them a high five”
"Oh" she replied. Wtf man. No real point to my story.
If the house is not on fire and there aren’t any broken bones, leave me the fuck alone.