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True facts about Morgan Freeman

We exist only because Morgan Freeman narrates us into existence.

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Check out some of the amazing action movies of the summer of 1982

Pretty epic year, eh?

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2,000 ping pong balls and 30 teachers in low gravity

In 2010, before Northrop Grumman’s Weightless Flights of Discovery program was shut down, thirty teachers and two thousand ping pong balls took a ride in a vomit comet and this was the result.

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How Do You Describe Colors To Blind People?

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Move over Movember, it’s now Decembeaver. No shaving or trimming your bush for the month, ladies!

If you have a beaver, you have a voice.

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Bass playing robot has just made bass players obsolete

This MechBass by a student named James at Victoria University of Wellington rocks out harder than any two-handed bassist ever could by four separate picks, one for each roboticly fingered string.

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The terrifying insides of an animatronic Predator head

And you thought the face was scary…

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And now, here’s a sixteenth century automaton of a monk

Driven by a key-wound spring, the monk walks in a square, striking his chest with his right arm, raising and lowering a small wooden cross and rosary in his left hand, turning and nodding his head, rolling his eyes, and mouthing silent obsequies. From time to time, he brings the cross to his lips and kisses it. After over 400 years, he remains in good working order. Tradition attributes his manufacture to one Juanelo Turriano, mechanician to Emperor Charles V. The story is told that the emperor’s son King Philip II, praying at the bedside of a dying son of his own, promised a miracle for a miracle, if his child be spared. And when the child did indeed recover, Philip kept his bargain by having Turriano construct a miniature penitent homunculus.

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BACON: You love how it tastes, now see how it’s made.

(Hint: Watch for the sprinkling of magic pixie dust at the end.)

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Dinner time! Christopher Walken and Richard Belzer make some chicken

Christopher, Richard and two female models made a lovely chicken dinner. This is a dish that Walken has made before, but never with Richard Belzer.

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Unscientific experiment of the day: Do men or women make better sci-fi sound effects?

“In the battle of the sexes, have you ever wondered who makes a better laser-gun sound effect? Or who can mutter the best light saber sound? Or are guys better than girls at sound effects? Filmmakers Marcella Coad and Paul Constantakis put these questions to the test with their short film Bleep Blap Bloop.”

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One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while

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Saturday morning cartoons: “The Backwater Gospel”

As long as anyone can remember, the coming of The Undertaker has meant the coming of death. Until one day the grim promise fails and tension builds as the God fearing townsfolk of Backwater wait for someone to die.

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This is what it looks like when 770 lbs of eggs spill onto a Chinese highway

In Zhengzhou, Henan province on Thursday morning, a man in a motorized three-wheel wagon was a bit eager at a yellow light, according to a witness, and crashed into another vehicle, causing him to lose his cargo of 700 jin of raw eggs. We’re not talking about a restaurant server dropping a stack of plates here — 1 jin equals approximately 500 grams, so what we have is 770 pounds of eggs, if you choose to believe it. That amount could serve an entire block of restaurants for a week, and would cost — for some — a month’s salary. (Assuming an egg weighs 2 ounces — it might if it were large and you rounded up — we’re looking at more than 6,000 eggs.)

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